Morphimus

ermys:

if u don’t think van gogh is cool consider the fact that he painted a COOL SKELETON

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The original wizard of oz was so weird.

I mean things like the story of the Tin Woodman. Just listen to how weird it is.

An ordinary woodsman, Nick Chopper, made a living chopping wood. The Wicked Witch or the East enchanted his axe to prevent him from being with his love, Nimmie Amee. Ok, so far not too weird.
The axe did it’s job by chopping off Nick’s limbs, one by one, and for reasons that cannot be understood, he didn’t immediately toss the thing out as soon as it started attacking him. Every time it would chop off a body part, he’d go to the tinsmith to replace it with a prosthetic. Eventually he was all tin, and the tinsmith forgot to give him a tin heart, thus he was incapable of loving his sweetheart. That’s fucked up.
So the tinsmith guy meets this soldier guy named Captain Fyter, who also fell prey to an enchanted item in the exact same way, and was also in love with Nimmie. So when it’s all done, he’s still got all this man flesh just lying around. The most reasonable thing would obviously be to glue the mangled chunks of those two guys together, and then be like “Hey Nimmie, wanna marry this hellish abomination made of two guys you knew?” So he did that and apparently she was totally cool with it. Also Nick’s original head is still alive for some reason.

So to wrap up, there’s two tin men, one Frankensteinesque abomination married to a munchkin, and one disembodied head (who I assume is majorly sarcastic).

Doesn’t that just sound incredibly bizarre?

nentindo:

i cannot believe pharrel williams new music video is him falling in love with anime girls and playing a fucking visual novel

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOME KIND OF TUMBLR JOKE BUT IT’S REAL I NEVER KNEW PHARRELL WAS SUCH A WEEABOO

nentindo:

i cannot believe pharrel williams new music video is him falling in love with anime girls and playing a fucking visual novel

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOME KIND OF TUMBLR JOKE BUT IT’S REAL I NEVER KNEW PHARRELL WAS SUCH A WEEABOO

What kind of weirdo hoarder collects misshapen plus signs?

What kind of weirdo hoarder collects misshapen plus signs?

acediamond:

bigbigtruck:

bedsafely:

I WAS GOING THROUGH THE SEINFELD TAG FOR QUOTES AND I FOUND THIS??
they knew I was coming

oh my fucking god

What is this and where can I get more?

acediamond:

bigbigtruck:

bedsafely:

I WAS GOING THROUGH THE SEINFELD TAG FOR QUOTES AND I FOUND THIS??

they knew I was coming

oh my fucking god

What is this and where can I get more?

ripe-for-gelatino:

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

I actually had plans to write a sci-fi adaptation of beowulf, but I kinda gave up on those plans a while ago

pillowbedhead:

wecansexy:

miss-ari:

scarynoodle-taku:

not-terezi-pyrope:

The truth is out there.

wake up homestucks

this is suddenly funnier than ever i cannot believe

holy FUCK

WOW

Half Life 3 confirmed.

pillowbedhead:

wecansexy:

miss-ari:

scarynoodle-taku:

not-terezi-pyrope:

The truth is out there.

wake up homestucks

this is suddenly funnier than ever i cannot believe

holy FUCK

WOW

Half Life 3 confirmed.

Pearl is me on road trips.

Pearl is me on road trips.

callmekj72:

I see this every year and it scares me and makes me sad all at the same time

Yo kid get yourself checked out for dumbbutt’s disease ‘cuz your “big sis” is a balloon.

callmekj72:

I see this every year and it scares me and makes me sad all at the same time

Yo kid get yourself checked out for dumbbutt’s disease ‘cuz your “big sis” is a balloon.

lufhlmn… I’ll try again.
kuifyon… Nope.
idfupm.. Not even remotely close.

lufhlmn… I’ll try again.

kuifyon… Nope.

idfupm.. Not even remotely close.

Mario Is Really Cool

botanicsage:

bat-attitude:

Okay someone wanted me to talk about why Mario is one of my favorite game dudes, so I’m just gonna get this all down in a big paragraph here.

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Very well put together. I like him for the same exact reasons, but one should note that Luigi ultimately is better than his brother in both jumping ability, speed, and height. His lack of self-confidence is what holds him back.

growleaf:

For the upcoming Camphor game, I need two songs! One for Avalyn, one for Istlek. I’ll go ahead and describe roughly how they would sound if someone were to consider helping out
I imagine Avalyn’s song sounding similar to Shanghai Restoration Project or the Yoshida Brothers. Perhaps an upbeat but calming song with a nice beat.
Istlek actually technically already has a song, but it is very very short. I’m hoping to get something longer with the same feel and instruments (which I actually cannot identify. I think trumpet and tambourine plus some others), so if anyone wants to do this one they’ll need to ask for the original for reference.
They both need to loop, but having a non-looping version and a looping version is a-okay
The time frame in which these are needed is pretty lenient. I couldn’t give an exact estimation, but maybe a month or two? But then again if I get no music I can’t really finish it. So the time frame is really infinite, or bordering on.I am willing to recompense in some way, but literal money is probably impossible unless you want like a penny. What is more likely is that I could draw you something of of high quality on your request and give you a metaphorical high five for being great.

I keep wanting to do some music for this, but can’t find the time or the focus.

growleaf:

For the upcoming Camphor game, I need two songs! One for Avalyn, one for Istlek. I’ll go ahead and describe roughly how they would sound if someone were to consider helping out

I imagine Avalyn’s song sounding similar to Shanghai Restoration Project or the Yoshida Brothers. Perhaps an upbeat but calming song with a nice beat.

Istlek actually technically already has a song, but it is very very short. I’m hoping to get something longer with the same feel and instruments (which I actually cannot identify. I think trumpet and tambourine plus some others), so if anyone wants to do this one they’ll need to ask for the original for reference.

They both need to loop, but having a non-looping version and a looping version is a-okay

The time frame in which these are needed is pretty lenient. I couldn’t give an exact estimation, but maybe a month or two? But then again if I get no music I can’t really finish it. So the time frame is really infinite, or bordering on.
I am willing to recompense in some way, but literal money is probably impossible unless you want like a penny. What is more likely is that I could draw you something of of high quality on your request and give you a metaphorical high five for being great.

I keep wanting to do some music for this, but can’t find the time or the focus.